• The police just pulled me over. He
came to my windows and said,
"Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win" and drive off.
I think he wants a rematch because e's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
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    • Lmao hysterically!! My grandma did shit like that for real. (she also died in a mental hospital)
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    • Got To Remember This Next Time!! COPS IN MY AREA ARE ALL COOL DUDES THAT I'VE MET!!😅😅😂😂😂😅😅😂😂
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    • Funny shit lol
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    • Hilarious 😆
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    • Better not stop, he probably wants to shoot your ass now. Look asshole I got a new toy!😜
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    • His lights aren't on though...
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    • He probably just needed 🧻 😂
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    • Better get ready to get locked up.
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    • Hope they don't think you're saying you're going to stab him with scissors the number bullets are faster
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    • “Your papers, please.” - Soviet KGB
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    • Hilarious 😂
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