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The reason why use
Android is cause
Adam and Eve had an
Apple... and fucked everything up.
BB
The reason why use Android is cause Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked everything up. BB
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
This has got to be the
photo of the year.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
When They Find out its
1400 a Kid
on
These Ain't The Same
Kids You Claimed Last Yea
Rodney DaBoss
~let
rodney219 rodney219
11 mar
When They Find out its 1400 a Kid on These Ain't The Same Kids You Claimed Last Yea Rodney DaBoss ~let
have never seen a better photobomb
blisteringLoud blisteringLoud
20 mar
have never seen a better photobomb
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
Kjw73 Kjw73
23 may
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
This dog is a HERO!!
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot
The The food:
diablo1 diablo1
11 mar
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot The The food:
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS
WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
I'm this old
I'm this old
I think onejthing we've all ofjthis is
that should avoid each other more often.
I think onejthing we've all ofjthis is that should avoid each other more often.
My kidnappers returning me after listening to me talk about atvs for two hours @atvmemes
My kidnappers returning me after listening to me talk about atvs for two hours @atvmemes
Patience with family is
Love.
Patience with others is
Respect.
Patience with self is
Confidence and patience with God is
Faith.
ky
DebraSpencer DebraSpencer
16 mar
Patience with family is Love. Patience with others is Respect. Patience with self is Confidence and patience with God is Faith. ky
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
THINGS JUS
THINGS JUS
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
aintThe1 aintThe1
12 mar
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
Deal ns.
\nome
Dammit.
Deal ns. \nome Dammit.
HOW BABIES WILL BE BORN IN THE FUTURE!
HOW BABIES WILL BE BORN IN THE FUTURE!