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The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
weepy_groups weepy_groups
12 may
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
RobertLacy
14 mar
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
cr1spy_ep1c cr1spy_ep1c
20 mar
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
Jester13 Jester13
8 mar
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY
IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION
JayODell JayODell
17d
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION
my blind cat loves the outdoors
my blind cat loves the outdoors
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession
ing Mts
RESPECT
CalDon83 CalDon83
15 jun
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession ing Mts RESPECT
THE 1980's
PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IN 2020
PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
ecstaticLove ecstaticLove
18 mar
THE 1980's PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE. IN 2020 PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
THESUN.CO.UK
Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
THESUN.CO.UK Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.