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the second wife
A husband told his wife that he's going to
"The Second Wife" for dinner.
He didn't get the chance to explain that it was a restaurant.
He is now in hospital recovering.
the second wife A husband told his wife that he's going to "The Second Wife" for dinner. He didn't get the chance to explain that it was a restaurant. He is now in hospital recovering.
People were created to be Loved,
Things were created to be used,
The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved
and people are being used
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
People were created to be Loved, Things were created to be used, The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....
'At'
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please.... 'At'
Jenna Ketter
@jenna_ketter
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter Ok so hear me out....... Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
RobertGSlay RobertGSlay
9 mar
The cutest entrance
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting
the consequences
of their choices.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting the consequences of their choices.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his
17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share.
My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share.
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
if punch myself and tt hurts,cann
stcong?
an
gamerpro gamerpro
12 mar
if punch myself and tt hurts,cann stcong? an
Look, I got him to sleep!
groupssmush29 groupssmush29
20 may
Look, I got him to sleep!
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for.
Choose your company wisely!
Wolfmann Wolfmann
24 mar
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for. Choose your company wisely!
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
28d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
You flipped the bitch switch,
so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
I just read a list of 100 things you should do before you die....I'm surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them
I just read a list of 100 things you should do before you die....I'm surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
DarkAsh2011
24 jun
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
Drinking coffee and watching the river...
Yay or Nay??
Drinking coffee and watching the river... Yay or Nay??