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the second wife
A husband told his wife that he's going to
"The Second Wife" for dinner.
He didn't get the chance to explain that it was a restaurant.
He is now in hospital recovering.
the second wife A husband told his wife that he's going to "The Second Wife" for dinner. He didn't get the chance to explain that it was a restaurant. He is now in hospital recovering.
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO HATE ANYONE
AN
EITHER LIKE YO OR JUST DON'T CARE.
mack10 mack10
21 jun
DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO HATE ANYONE AN EITHER LIKE YO OR JUST DON'T CARE.
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
You can't knock talent es eV
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
27 may
You can't knock talent es eV
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
This The Only
Generation Know
That Start Wearing
Wigs At 15
HumbleLyon HumbleLyon
11 mar
This The Only Generation Know That Start Wearing Wigs At 15
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed
and you've had enough
gr0upssmush gr0upssmush
16 mar
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed and you've had enough
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
Whenever I'm sick, my dog thinks his love is the cure!
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Whenever I'm sick, my dog thinks his love is the cure!
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS ONLINE TONIGHT
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS ONLINE TONIGHT
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
taniaye taniaye
17 mar
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.
MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS
WHEN EVERYBODY WASNT AN OVERLY SENSITIVE PUSSY
VAChiefsFan VAChiefsFan
8 jun
MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN EVERYBODY WASNT AN OVERLY SENSITIVE PUSSY
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay."
Life lesson
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay." Life lesson
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
-Anonymous
sadHumor1 sadHumor1
17 mar
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated." -Anonymous
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS;
MAKE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS; MAKE