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The truth is under this paper
Dig racing
is better
than roll
Racing
The truth is under this paper Dig racing is better than roll Racing
Our parents make cute babies
Your mother is a printer
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Our parents make cute babies Your mother is a printer
SUNSETS
Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Reddog999 Reddog999
12d
SUNSETS Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
the good girl
Be the bad gin a\ He desires.
Be the naughty girl
lusts.
the
worships
Joejoe69 Joejoe69
9 jun
the good girl Be the bad gin a\ He desires. Be the naughty girl lusts. the worships
EVERY WEEKEND SAY TO MYSE YOU HAVE TO STOP DRINKING
LUCKILY NOT POR
EVERY WEEKEND SAY TO MYSE YOU HAVE TO STOP DRINKING LUCKILY NOT POR
Literally no one: Anime villains that think they have Won:
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
Dangerous Distractions to
watch out for...
Dangerous Distractions to watch out for...
me listening to u abt ur day
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
me listening to u abt ur day
@ DON'T GIVE UP
; Only you and you alone.
can change your situation, don't blame it on anything or anyone.
@ DON'T GIVE UP ; Only you and you alone. can change your situation, don't blame it on anything or anyone.
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
I heard my mom asking our neighbor for some salt. We had salt at home, so I asked her why she was asking.
She told me, "They don't have much money and they sometimes ask us for things. So I asked for something small that wouldn't burden them. I want them to feel as if we needed them too. That way, it will be much easier for them to ask us for anything they need." Shoe Sprinkles
SPREAN KINNONCCC
I heard my mom asking our neighbor for some salt. We had salt at home, so I asked her why she was asking. She told me, "They don't have much money and they sometimes ask us for things. So I asked for something small that wouldn't burden them. I want them to feel as if we needed them too. That way, it will be much easier for them to ask us for anything they need." Shoe Sprinkles SPREAN KINNONCCC
Dear Life!
Would you at least start using lubricant?
Dear Life! Would you at least start using lubricant?
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because
'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because 'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
That lenrechaun
Was AS
gelle
IS
beg?
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
17 mar
That lenrechaun Was AS gelle IS beg?
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?"
I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier."
He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking,"
Then he dies.
We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys.
Never in front of the boys."
hima VAlanriraw
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?" I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier." He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking," Then he dies. We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys. Never in front of the boys." hima VAlanriraw
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made
10 million dollars a year?
Me:
Lunch is served.
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 10 million dollars a year? Me: Lunch is served.
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
There's Fire in Her
If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home
If abused, She will burn it down
AmandaMusick AmandaMusick
26 oct 2020
There's Fire in Her If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home If abused, She will burn it down
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.