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The woman who can command me hasn't been
born yet.
later
The woman who can command me hasn't been born yet. later
No one:
The creepy old guy at the gym:
@gopumpyc
No one: The creepy old guy at the gym: @gopumpyc
CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEK,
SETTING MINE TO 1775.
WHEN THIS
COUNTRY
HAD SOME BALLS
Bamagirl0802 Bamagirl0802
11 mar
CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEK, SETTING MINE TO 1775. WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BALLS
The most wholesome thing I've ever seen @dogsofusa ig
Kids these days: Grandpa it didn't used to be as bad as you say it was.
That one time his grandpa breathed wrong in boot camp:
Kids these days: Grandpa it didn't used to be as bad as you say it was. That one time his grandpa breathed wrong in boot camp:
NU MATTER WOW-PREPARED I THINK AM
SS
ow
THES STILL SCARES THE SHIT HUT ME EVERY TIME.
best4funny420 best4funny420
22 mar
NU MATTER WOW-PREPARED I THINK AM SS ow THES STILL SCARES THE SHIT HUT ME EVERY TIME.
He piayed Led Zeppelin
ahd ie next thing I know
pok ad
He piayed Led Zeppelin ahd ie next thing I know pok ad
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Jacobwingum53 Jacobwingum53
24 jun
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works:
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
I JUST BAKED YOU SOME
= THE
UCUPCAK
320solutions 320solutions
7 mar
I JUST BAKED YOU SOME = THE UCUPCAK
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?"
@bonjourbitchesblog
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?" @bonjourbitchesblog
Jesus is not an option in my life.
He is a daily necessity.
We Believe In God
Jesus is not an option in my life. He is a daily necessity. We Believe In God
The Original Smart Phone
BearWarrior BearWarrior
3 may
The Original Smart Phone
The way summer looked back
Strong women he often ; perceived as cold and mean'- simply because they refuse. to
be disrespected, mistreated or taken for granted.
Strong women he often ; perceived as cold and mean'- simply because they refuse. to be disrespected, mistreated or taken for granted.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey."
Said no man ever.
pucknut9 pucknut9
1 apr
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey." Said no man ever.
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.