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Them: so what's it like living in
Illinois and paying all those taxes?
Illinoisans:
@escapingillinois
I'm always angry.
Them: so what's it like living in Illinois and paying all those taxes? Illinoisans: @escapingillinois I'm always angry.
Don't ever
tet your ears
\ hear what
your eyes didn't see,
don't
your
'outh'say what
your heart doesn't feel.
WOLVERINE
10 mar
Don't ever tet your ears \ hear what your eyes didn't see, don't your 'outh'say what your heart doesn't feel.
The best thing to spend on your relationship is time, conversation, understanding, and honesty.
JennyGoff
12 mar
The best thing to spend on your relationship is time, conversation, understanding, and honesty.
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
shiny_corner shiny_corner
6 apr
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Charles Dickens
AG
MaggieTT
26 feb
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens AG
We alllave fiiai
ama trignri_
ar ne
We alllave fiiai ama trignri_ ar ne
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
Trust me
Are you till
'a blowjob=
Trust me Are you till 'a blowjob=
'Act normal, act normal"
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
Mojo for Armani
Rmxm Rmxm
14 mar
Mojo for Armani
SAW YOU PETTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG
WANT 10 TELL ME WHAT THAT'S ALL AROUTS
SAW YOU PETTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG WANT 10 TELL ME WHAT THAT'S ALL AROUTS
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
SHHH. BE VEWY QUIET.
THEY SAY THAT GANT AUNT THAT WABBIT WITH GUN ANYMORE?
" 4
WELL, THEY CAN
Bice AV UINAeYV UIETH ACCT
SHHH. BE VEWY QUIET. THEY SAY THAT GANT AUNT THAT WABBIT WITH GUN ANYMORE? " 4 WELL, THEY CAN Bice AV UINAeYV UIETH ACCT
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO
GET SOME GOOD HEAD
WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
garbanzo
24 mar
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO GET SOME GOOD HEAD WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle