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Them: why do you always carry a knife?
Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Them: why do you always carry a knife? Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed
Hey, I told you I Yeah, but you was part Chihuahua! didrit say that part.
Hey, I told you I Yeah, but you was part Chihuahua! didrit say that part.
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
Boy: If you score a goal, can you do this dance? Neymar: Deal.
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
my dog ran away with my phone and found this
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
6 mar
Her. He's probably cheating on me right now Him:
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
PATIENCE:
WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"
I sure hope gas prices don't get too high...
Gas prices:
crazychic crazychic
7 mar
I sure hope gas prices don't get too high... Gas prices:
te gh
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
te gh CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.