log in
Them: You're wrong, it's not true
Me: It's a fact, look it up
Them: My bad, you're right
bae
Me:
Them: You're wrong, it's not true Me: It's a fact, look it up Them: My bad, you're right bae Me:
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
Jdub72 Jdub72
14 mar
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
te gh
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
te gh CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband.
Would u want this in your kitchen??
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband. Would u want this in your kitchen??
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
I gn
gregglesty
12 mar
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water I gn
weather differences between France and Brazil
100
BRAZIL COND
JuanTaboneya JuanTaboneya
21 may
weather differences between France and Brazil 100 BRAZIL COND
women are incredible
women are incredible
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not
/ speaking to each now.
other right now.
\Visit Jim Hunt at
I don't avoid housework.
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not / speaking to each now. other right now. \Visit Jim Hunt at I don't avoid housework.
Yall be having imaginary enemies
Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
Yall be having imaginary enemies Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
Everything free is paid for by
someone who works
Everything free is paid for by someone who works
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER
WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
MamaSouder MamaSouder
15 mar
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
Nobody is coming to save you.
Get up.
Nobody is coming to save you. Get up.
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
DON'T JUDGE MY SIDE OF THE FENCE
UNLESS YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS TO JUMP IT
AmanONhisWAY AmanONhisWAY
22 apr
DON'T JUDGE MY SIDE OF THE FENCE UNLESS YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS TO JUMP IT
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU?
YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU? YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.