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"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
mintyDont mintyDont
16 mar
"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
UberFacts
@UberFacts
Back in the 16th century, French astrologer
Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021.
The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case.
Gberfacts
UberFacts @UberFacts Back in the 16th century, French astrologer Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case. Gberfacts
Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas
Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas
When you realize that they are not flying!
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
You Look Like
Trouble And Chaos...
Call Me...
You Look Like Trouble And Chaos... Call Me...
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID
AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME
3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME 3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
REMINDER:
Focus on the things you are ready for,
focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life.
by @poets
REMINDER: Focus on the things you are ready for, focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life. by @poets
Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Ri MTEDBYIBERR:
MiyallaTorres
18 mar
Ri MTEDBYIBERR:
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED
Alcohol &
Bad Decisions
Flavor
Alcohol & Bad Decisions Flavor
WHO REMEMBERS PLACES CALLED
"RECORD STORES"?
WHO REMEMBERS PLACES CALLED "RECORD STORES"?
When you're no longer the only child
When you're no longer the only child
pickle goblin
@cutetiapine
I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
pickle goblin @cutetiapine I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
5d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
YOU THEM OFF ANYWHERE"
YOU THEM OFF ANYWHERE"
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be