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There's always a little
"go fuck yourself"
In every
"whatever"
There's always a little "go fuck yourself" In every "whatever"
Krazy glue
who remembers this?
tpmjrm tpmjrm
18 mar
Krazy glue who remembers this?
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?"
Me: "My bladder, mostly."
wt
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?" Me: "My bladder, mostly." wt
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
Shayne Shayne
6 mar
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
WETINK1 WETINK1
18 jun
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
HAD A BAD DAY?
AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
HAD A BAD DAY? AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
te gh
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
te gh CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?"
I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier."
He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking,"
Then he dies.
We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys.
Never in front of the boys."
hima VAlanriraw
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?" I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier." He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking," Then he dies. We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys. Never in front of the boys." hima VAlanriraw
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
JennyGoff
24 mar
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
What 100S looks like to you as a kid
500S dollars as a teenager
1500S dollars as an adult
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
What 100S looks like to you as a kid 500S dollars as a teenager 1500S dollars as an adult
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin