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There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on.
Brazer's I iF
deeteemena deeteemena
10 feb
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on. Brazer's I iF
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
Me at Sam getting my snack while my dad's getting his breakfast
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
Aman sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says*Can I help?"
She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."
No matter what men do,
somehow, we still get yelled at...
Aman sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says*Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...
HUASE age
TAKES UF GARDEMINE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
HUASE age TAKES UF GARDEMINE
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The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
ll The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
Check out my single-use power hammer!
Check out my single-use power hammer!
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats
EATERS
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats EATERS
Let's sit here and talk about life
Let's sit here and talk about life
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
funny_girl funny_girl
14 apr
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
No one notices your
No one notices your
Sadness
No one notices your
But they all notices your
Mistakes
No one notices your No one notices your Sadness No one notices your But they all notices your Mistakes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?"
I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier."
He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking,"
Then he dies.
We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys.
Never in front of the boys."
hima VAlanriraw
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?" I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier." He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking," Then he dies. We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys. Never in front of the boys." hima VAlanriraw
I'M NO MECHANIC
BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
lilPrintedLife lilPrintedLife
22 apr
I'M NO MECHANIC BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
did nothing today
and it was everything I thought it could be.
Good Night!
SueButton
8 mar
did nothing today and it was everything I thought it could be. Good Night!
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.