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"They are forecasting the third hottest temperature ever recorded on Earth this weekend in California."
- Bill Karins
ON DEATH VALLEY FORECASTED TO REACH 131 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND BC
"They are forecasting the third hottest temperature ever recorded on Earth this weekend in California." - Bill Karins ON DEATH VALLEY FORECASTED TO REACH 131 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND BC
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS
THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
VictorCarroll VictorCarroll
27 apr
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives,
Dogs would outlive us all.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, Dogs would outlive us all.
If you hate me, hate me alone.
Don't be out here lying, trying
recruit people to hate me with your miserable ass.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
10 mar
If you hate me, hate me alone. Don't be out here lying, trying recruit people to hate me with your miserable ass. thoughts
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
9 mar
Jeremiah, I have a question TikTok How can God be 3, yet 1?
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
My dog went to give me his paw ut then said "sike"... My dog just did the ultimate psych out
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of
Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
Doing annoying things to your dog that they do to you
ask for it.
Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you.
-Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
ask for it. Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you. -Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY
- ~
thats one f but, i don't hats one of
the symptoms
have any symptoms
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY - ~ thats one f but, i don't hats one of the symptoms have any symptoms
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HISTORY NOW?
RamAnand RamAnand
16d
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HISTORY NOW?
there are 21 million penguins in
Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
When the car in front of you keep
braking for no reason
When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
OK, READY, FOR, BED
IT'S VERY RARE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FULL
OF SHIT
IT'S VERY RARE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FULL OF SHIT
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.