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THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
Find someone you can build with, not / just chill with. /
ethnicIdeal ethnicIdeal
20 mar
Find someone you can build with, not / just chill with. /
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
When people: are intinidated by your.
sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit,
Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
When people: are intinidated by your. sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit, Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
"Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
"Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
How she looks when she says
"She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
How she looks when she says "She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
very soft indoor awoos
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
NEED COFFEE
NEED COFFEE
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE.
SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
jeep2013 jeep2013
6 mar
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE. SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH
DETROIT SEA SIDE
Fuck around and find out
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH DETROIT SEA SIDE Fuck around and find out
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!