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Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend
Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?
did nothing today
and it was everything I thought it could be.
Good Night!
SueButton
8 mar
did nothing today and it was everything I thought it could be. Good Night!
When you can't Afford a car with
Parking Sensors
luoteapicmemes
Mariwanna Mariwanna
21 mar
When you can't Afford a car with Parking Sensors luoteapicmemes
When you're at work checking the
time at it's then you check
@_Toxo_
again 3 hours later and it's
When you're at work checking the time at it's then you check @_Toxo_ again 3 hours later and it's
UNTIL YOU GET COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ALONE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW YOU'RE CHOOSING SOMEONE OUT OF LOVE OR LONELINESS
UNTIL YOU GET COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ALONE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW YOU'RE CHOOSING SOMEONE OUT OF LOVE OR LONELINESS
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
MOST PEOPLE
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE
INTO A FROG
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE INTO A FROG
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
This should be on a hallmark card!!!!
af
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
This should be on a hallmark card!!!! af
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together
Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
HUASE age
TAKES UF GARDEMINE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
HUASE age TAKES UF GARDEMINE
The world's deadliest weapon...
The world's deadliest weapon...
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE
TITS DON'T TALK
RudeAndDirtyJokes4 RudeAndDirtyJokes4
7 dec 2020
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE TITS DON'T TALK
A rare image of shark stepping on a lego.
A rare image of shark stepping on a lego.
Trying to get Chase off of me