THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY...
"Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?"
"Do you think he is prettier than me?"
"My wife never listens to me."
have the light vinaigrette
Salad and a diet soda."
why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up?"
G. "No, didn't see the game last night, was watching Qvc."
Do "Looks like it's time to buy some
Be "Okay, who left the toilet seat up?"
"I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!"