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Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them.
She was horrified.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them. She was horrified.
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
This is gonna be a clusterfuck of epic proportions!
This is gonna be a clusterfuck of epic proportions!
me waiting outside for the cops tc up after hitting Ch
DonaldJTrump DonaldJTrump
18 mar
me waiting outside for the cops tc up after hitting Ch
It's so freaking cold outside
I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
It's so freaking cold outside I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
TWO PANDEMICS
CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY
SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
MercadoKingEven MercadoKingEven
14 may
TWO PANDEMICS CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago:
teda week ag
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago: teda week ag
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
just_4jokes_memes just_4jokes_memes
15 mar
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
Something ou can look down on and appaowe.of at the same time
eSOramPapote
15 may
Something ou can look down on and appaowe.of at the same time
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY
DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Tonight has been
amazing, we should have dinner again.
__I Thanks, but i'm full.
Tonight has been amazing, we should have dinner again. __I Thanks, but i'm full.
\ NOSE NOT
WEAR
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 feb
\ NOSE NOT WEAR
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
When you realize that they are not flying!
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
WinterSnow WinterSnow
14 mar
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
This Right Here is the Problem /ays1 with the Human
Brewdog Brewdog
12 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT. This Right Here is the Problem /ays1 with the Human