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9.5k What movie would end the fastest if all the characters behaved logically?
CTHeinz day ago edit hours 08
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
Dumbledore: "Harry did you put your name in the goblet?"
Dumbledore: "Okay, then you aren't going to participate."
Harry: "But it's a magical contract!"
Dumbledore: "Yes but we never really explained what that even means. Besides you are a minor and can't enter into a contract. We know that Voldemort is still alive and in the shadows, and it is super suspicious that you somehow entered the triwizard tournament without even meaning to; ergo, this could be one of his cunning plots. It's likely that one of Voldemorts servants have infiltrated the school, so I will start personally investigating every teacher and student.
Also, am the greatest wizard to ever live, and I have the Elder Wand, so I can probably find a way to break this magical contract too anyways."
Harry: "Oh okay, thank you Professor Dumbledore."