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This gotta be the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen
This gotta be the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight
This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time.
I didn't get anything mixed up
Stay the fuck away from me
yipikayamofo yipikayamofo
20 mar
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time. I didn't get anything mixed up Stay the fuck away from me
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
Me ten minutes after showing up for work...
OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
mellow_5life mellow_5life
14 mar
Me ten minutes after showing up for work... OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
Not everyone will get this
@VISUALSHITTER
we all qet it
Not everyone will get this @VISUALSHITTER we all qet it
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
kennek kennek
13 mar
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. - AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN
THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
DDivya DDivya
16 mar
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
ou two!
Stop this
ou two! Stop this
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch
Tabby /iF
Take notes ladies...
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
24 may
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch Tabby /iF Take notes ladies...
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE.
WETINK1
WETINK1 WETINK1
12d
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE. WETINK1
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from
COVID19.
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID19.
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN
INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal
Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
of
Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
When someone honks at me for no reason
You wanna go
When someone honks at me for no reason You wanna go