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This is called perfect
Teamwork
mahimul mahimul
6 mar
This is called perfect Teamwork
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy-
So, yes. you are rat bastard."
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy- So, yes. you are rat bastard."
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
No matter how poor you
) think you are.
\ you have a
family, you have everything.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
No matter how poor you ) think you are. \ you have a family, you have everything.
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives,
Dogs would outlive us all.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, Dogs would outlive us all.
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
robot4h3r robot4h3r
11 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
chained deg
LS
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
Some Christians only have Windows but no
Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their
own.
Some Christians only have Windows but no Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their own.
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
jerry1752 jerry1752
11 mar
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail. Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Flaws: I got 'em
Laws: I broke 'em
Dues: I paid 'em
Scars: I bare 'em
Lessons: I learned 'em
Problems: still have 'em
That's life....still love it.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Flaws: I got 'em Laws: I broke 'em Dues: I paid 'em Scars: I bare 'em Lessons: I learned 'em Problems: still have 'em That's life....still love it.
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees
But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Freaky510
21 may
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Had no idea. The three black lines on school buses serve a purpose. The bottom line is the floor of the bus. The middle line is the seat line. The top black line is the top of the seats. These lines of the bus are reinforced, but they also let firefighters know where to cut in case of an accident.
jeep2013 jeep2013
18 mar
Had no idea. The three black lines on school buses serve a purpose. The bottom line is the floor of the bus. The middle line is the seat line. The top black line is the top of the seats. These lines of the bus are reinforced, but they also let firefighters know where to cut in case of an accident.
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
iHowjmuchhyoulthink:
How much) actually, love you:
iHowjmuchhyoulthink: How much) actually, love you: