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This is called perfect
Teamwork
mahimul mahimul
6 mar
This is called perfect Teamwork
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
nastyBoomersRUs nastyBoomersRUs
21 mar
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Who remembers calling time on the phone just to get the time right on the clocks in your home...
Who remembers calling time on the phone just to get the time right on the clocks in your home...
Women are angels, When
someone breaks our wings, we continue simply to fly. AY continue to fly.
Usually on a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Women are angels, When someone breaks our wings, we continue simply to fly. AY continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. user card
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
dregone dregone
11 mar
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
First we geta
dog.
Then we
get
another dog...
al
Then we
Say no more
dogs
And
another
dog...
Until we have ALL THE DOGS!!!
First we geta dog. Then we get another dog... al Then we Say no more dogs And another dog... Until we have ALL THE DOGS!!!
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who
dislikes me,
I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you
Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you.
ESSONS
ESSONS TAUG)
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txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who dislikes me, I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you. ESSONS ESSONS TAUG) Che by
DON'T NEED TO BE STUPID RICH
LJUST WANNA BE "CHANGE MY WHEN SUPPOSED TN" RICH
DON'T NEED TO BE STUPID RICH LJUST WANNA BE "CHANGE MY WHEN SUPPOSED TN" RICH
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
Wanna turn $40 into
$400? Put that $40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work
Wanna turn $40 into $400? Put that $40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work
Tonight has been
amazing, we should have dinner again.
__I Thanks, but i'm full.
Tonight has been amazing, we should have dinner again. __I Thanks, but i'm full.
Finally some good news.
The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took
Elephant around to meet some other animals.
SS
The sea lions were her favorite.
Finally some good news. The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. SS The sea lions were her favorite.
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention
darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE
AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
when you're getting pulled over by the cops
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST