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This is from a friend.
really it is...
Dating after 40 Is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn't smell.
This is from a friend. really it is... Dating after 40 Is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn't smell.
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
SA Wg
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. SA Wg
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside
THIS.
Texas
MattStettner MattStettner
8 mar
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside THIS. Texas
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE
THEV'II CIIDELY
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE THEV'II CIIDELY
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO
"WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
FACTOROID
In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
FACTOROID In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE
Back To The PastI
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE Back To The PastI
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~
CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~ CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
Woofer and subwoofer
wa
mack10 mack10
22d
Woofer and subwoofer wa
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Patience with family is
Love.
Patience with others is
Respect.
Patience with self is
Confidence and patience with God is
Faith.
ky
DebraSpencer DebraSpencer
16 mar
Patience with family is Love. Patience with others is Respect. Patience with self is Confidence and patience with God is Faith. ky
There's no storm that God won't carry you through. No bridge that God won't help you cross. No battle that God won't help you win. No heartache that God won't help you let go of. He is SO much bigger than anything you will face today.
Leave everything in His hands and embrace this day confidently knowing that He
WILL take care of you.
Sugran
24 mar
There's no storm that God won't carry you through. No bridge that God won't help you cross. No battle that God won't help you win. No heartache that God won't help you let go of. He is SO much bigger than anything you will face today. Leave everything in His hands and embrace this day confidently knowing that He WILL take care of you.
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
he
Go to
sleep & it will be ok
happyGroups666 happyGroups666
22 jun
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne he Go to sleep & it will be ok
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER
OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO
ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW DOG TAG?
Scrap0630 Scrap0630
28 feb
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW DOG TAG?
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like...
AH YES
A GOAT
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like... AH YES A GOAT
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.