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Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
Oh SHIT!
That's My Cum Sock
Oh SHIT! That's My Cum Sock
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C
( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C ( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
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Who built King
Arthur's Round
Table?
Sir Cumference
5,884 notes > gg
a-jedi-in-polis Follow Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference 5,884 notes > gg
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP.
BUT I WILL Cuss
THE ENTIRE
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP. BUT I WILL Cuss THE ENTIRE
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
Vi
Some people are MAD at you because you are not suffering the way
THEY expected you to.
May God keep on disappointing them.
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
19 mar
Vi Some people are MAD at you because you are not suffering the way THEY expected you to. May God keep on disappointing them.
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!
Face it you didn't read that,
You sano it
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey! Face it you didn't read that, You sano it
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups?
Biers
DOCAHONTAS
(h. MM
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups? Biers DOCAHONTAS (h. MM
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
noob_girl2021 noob_girl2021
11 apr
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
22 apr
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you re making fun of is right behind you...
Chrissy4Life Chrissy4Life
23 jun
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you re making fun of is right behind you...