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This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
pureritzpage2 pureritzpage2
18 mar
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
the only one who knows how fucked iam is
Google.
tightFabian5 tightFabian5
20 mar
the only one who knows how fucked iam is Google.
Conrad Brunstrom
@conbrunstrom
And in good news that makes up for everything, in Costa Rica they've discovered a frog that looks more like
Kermit than any other frog.
Conrad Brunstrom @conbrunstrom And in good news that makes up for everything, in Costa Rica they've discovered a frog that looks more like Kermit than any other frog.
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
Look at this big guy
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't?
Yeah, mine's broken.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
23 mar
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken.
Even in our worst day, we still have the
Greatest
God.
decaying_gr0ups decaying_gr0ups
22 may
Even in our worst day, we still have the Greatest God.
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff
MA LL Nm
Nin Or Op Rv sd
TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9,
I234567F 91
BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff MA LL Nm Nin Or Op Rv sd TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9, I234567F 91 BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE
SHUT UP
10 MINUTES AGO.
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
11 mar
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE SHUT UP 10 MINUTES AGO.
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology.
On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Mrsstargazer718 Mrsstargazer718
20 may
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology. On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
I just read a list of 100 things you should do before you die....I'm surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them
I just read a list of 100 things you should do before you die....I'm surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
"Found this rare
Nokia fossil today."
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"Found this rare Nokia fossil today."
"ly it drive, 'im a cat
(or Christ sake! Take
"ly it drive, 'im a cat (or Christ sake! Take
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Why is it called common sense when so few have it?
Why is it called common sense when so few have it?
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
says: the ugly parts of you,
_ staying,
says: the ugly parts of you, _ staying,