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This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
"Today was the first time I went out for breakfast alone with my 8 week old son. I had just received my breakfast and hot chocolate when Jaxon started crying, so of course I fed him. After a few minutes this older lady walked up to me; I was scared, thinking she was gonna tell me to put my boob away, instead she starts cutting up my breakfast for me and said, 'What a good mama you are, we can't have your food getting cold can we?' I honestly could have cried. Loveliest lady EVER!" <3 #TMS7
Credit: Briar Lusia Mcqueen
"Today was the first time I went out for breakfast alone with my 8 week old son. I had just received my breakfast and hot chocolate when Jaxon started crying, so of course I fed him. After a few minutes this older lady walked up to me; I was scared, thinking she was gonna tell me to put my boob away, instead she starts cutting up my breakfast for me and said, 'What a good mama you are, we can't have your food getting cold can we?' I honestly could have cried. Loveliest lady EVER!" <3 #TMS7 Credit: Briar Lusia Mcqueen
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
care of
exitedishe gels, shrieking and how dancingon the tables...
crazychic crazychic
4 mar
care of exitedishe gels, shrieking and how dancingon the tables...
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating
5 times the suggested serving size.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing.
Most people are just pretending.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing. Most people are just pretending.
ONE DAY!
I'm gonna have
"everything I prayed for!
ONE DAY! I'm gonna have "everything I prayed for!
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
A hug that lasted 6000 years!
A hug that lasted 6000 years!
When you're no longer the only child
When you're no longer the only child
Always be Thankful to
God because He supplies all your needs.
PatriciaRegis PatriciaRegis
8 mar
Always be Thankful to God because He supplies all your needs.
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Sent my husband to the store &
then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2
week lockdown"
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown"
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating
Wow this is going to make a good meme
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating Wow this is going to make a good meme
hen mom yells your full name
hen mom yells your full name
am quivering in my boots
gamyGroups gamyGroups
17 mar
am quivering in my boots
Woofer and subwoofer
wa
mack10 mack10
22d
Woofer and subwoofer wa