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WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
Dolphins have been known to protect humans when they're in trouble. A California surfer was once being attacked by a shark when a group of dolphins surrounded him and escorted him safely to shore. Dolphins have similarly saved many people, and reports date back to
Ancient Greece.
Dolphins have been known to protect humans when they're in trouble. A California surfer was once being attacked by a shark when a group of dolphins surrounded him and escorted him safely to shore. Dolphins have similarly saved many people, and reports date back to Ancient Greece.
iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART.
OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl
JUST AN ASS.
GordonRoss13 GordonRoss13
8 jun
iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART. OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl JUST AN ASS.
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Me when I pronounce Paris as
"pah-ree"
Me when I pronounce Paris as "pah-ree"
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
6 mar
A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin. ) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
1 may
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
13d
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
{don't like Pour letter wor os...
~-&Fr
DUST, [RON, COOK,
MEND, BAKE, DIET...
{don't like Pour letter wor os... ~-&Fr DUST, [RON, COOK, MEND, BAKE, DIET...
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
lewdGroups lewdGroups
19 may
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
15 jun
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
me : come over. grandma : can't, I'm old and tired. me: I'm hungry. grandma : with
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
*There is ho weapon more
cleaelliy than the will.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
*There is ho weapon more cleaelliy than the will.
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out
be like
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out be like
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
NAILED IT
SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION:
REALITY
Laura38 Laura38
12 jun
NAILED IT SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION: REALITY