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This morning was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
was siaring at her boots when she said "Would you please press one?"
So did...
domt
NeMber MUCH atier
This morning was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. was siaring at her boots when she said "Would you please press one?" So did... domt NeMber MUCH atier
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
kennek kennek
13 mar
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. - AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
aliciap aliciap
20 mar
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
Fuck checking phone
Check their medicine cabinet
FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
18 mar
Fuck checking phone Check their medicine cabinet FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
IN MAY GENERATION WE ALL SHARED THE SAME SCAR
\ .AN a oS
nakedgrew90s nakedgrew90s
18 mar
IN MAY GENERATION WE ALL SHARED THE SAME SCAR \ .AN a oS
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
queasy_groups queasy_groups
31 may
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
GOULD YOU LI IN A CONVERTED BARN?
finickycountry finickycountry
12 mar
GOULD YOU LI IN A CONVERTED BARN?
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER.
OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER. OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
*when finally get in bed to get some rest*
the neighbor's dog :
@white boy on an sdventure
One two, Woof woor"
*when finally get in bed to get some rest* the neighbor's dog : @white boy on an sdventure One two, Woof woor"
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY
DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles
Bo
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles Bo
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
Nathan W. Pyle @
@nathanwpyle
look at how much my mother-in-law's cat grew in 7 months
Nathan W. Pyle @ @nathanwpyle look at how much my mother-in-law's cat grew in 7 months
Friend: All dreams have meaning
My dreams:
Friend: All dreams have meaning My dreams:
Jesus is not an option in my life.
He is a daily necessity.
We Believe In God
Jesus is not an option in my life. He is a daily necessity. We Believe In God