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This my back yard not just anyone can bury there bone in it but you can if you
want,She wants you too
This my back yard not just anyone can bury there bone in it but you can if you want,She wants you too
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
25d
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you're home alone and..
ab
*se
You hear something fall in the other room 23
pleasantFunny pleasantFunny
20 mar
When you're home alone and.. ab *se You hear something fall in the other room 23
ne Voices
+ell me
whatever
e's
my wife's
ne Voices +ell me whatever e's my wife's
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes
and there it was.
How did you find your steak, sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
26d
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
DID ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF?
marinemammalress vs
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
Ss
id
My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
Ss id My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
you're the first thing.- <
think about when i wake up
@vialing ~
you're the first thing.- < think about when i wake up @vialing ~
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
She started acting at 88.
Four years later, she's recognized all over the world for 'Black Panther'
Its never to Late to follow your Dreams
She started acting at 88. Four years later, she's recognized all over the world for 'Black Panther' Its never to Late to follow your Dreams
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious