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This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised
This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised
Me to my family when
they expect me to make dinner every night
Lower your expectations
Me to my family when they expect me to make dinner every night Lower your expectations
insta. single
instasingle
@insta_single
I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
insta. single instasingle @insta_single I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
If you eat a banana like this in front of us. Boing
PicRec PicRec
4 may
If you eat a banana like this in front of us. Boing
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2
week lockdown"
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown"
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works:
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
IF WTF WAS BIRD
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
it's all here
i trust you rought the 'nip
it's all here i trust you rought the 'nip
ASKED ME THOUGHT RER, gpl was RBET.
9 \
APPARENTLY "TDLICK HER 4
AS THE WRONG ANSWER!
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
1 jun
ASKED ME THOUGHT RER, gpl was RBET. 9 \ APPARENTLY "TDLICK HER 4 AS THE WRONG ANSWER!
ITS SUMMER.
TIME FORISOME MOTORBOATING
Reddog999 Reddog999
16 jun
ITS SUMMER. TIME FORISOME MOTORBOATING
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
your honor, clearly my
client is not a
flight risk
BadHaase BadHaase
26 feb
your honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk
Sarah (dog) stole a bite of Stella's food and Stella came running to me in the kitchen to literally bitch about it.
Sarah (dog) stole a bite of Stella's food and Stella came running to me in the kitchen to literally bitch about it.
This 8-year-old boy was bullied for years while growing his hair long to make wigs for kids with cancer.
This 8-year-old boy was bullied for years while growing his hair long to make wigs for kids with cancer.
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE
"PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE "PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND
GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
snurlly
11 mar
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
REC
AN
OF 15) DAYS) FUATIEN T CURVE
SleepyGirl
7 mar
REC AN OF 15) DAYS) FUATIEN T CURVE
Would you like to be immortal?
RRIGHTSIDE SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT
Would you like to be immortal? RRIGHTSIDE SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT