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Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
I gn
gregglesty
12 mar
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water I gn
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders
@snarkybreeders
I don't know who needs to see this but,
sex can sometimes lead to toddlers.
PM
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders @snarkybreeders I don't know who needs to see this but, sex can sometimes lead to toddlers. PM
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
The starting pay is $40,000
Later it can go up to $80,000
OK, I'll start later then
elvisiii9 elvisiii9
16 jun
The starting pay is $40,000 Later it can go up to $80,000 OK, I'll start later then
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO
IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE
WHO SEE THE BAD AND
STILL WANT ME.
JennyGoff
24 mar
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE WHO SEE THE BAD AND STILL WANT ME.
When you're at work checking the
time at it's then you check
@_Toxo_
again 3 hours later and it's
When you're at work checking the time at it's then you check @_Toxo_ again 3 hours later and it's
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother.
He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT.
ES
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT. ES
It's so freaking cold outside
I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
It's so freaking cold outside I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
Idont see the resemhlance,
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Idont see the resemhlance,
LAD est oF gor0
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
T TELUNG You-
WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
T TELUNG You- WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!