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"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT
SAID NO MAN EVER!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT SAID NO MAN EVER!
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Be Kind. Always.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be Kind. Always.
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC
BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS
\it
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
pucknut9 pucknut9
4 apr
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS \it A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
If the person who named
Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps - Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators - Hearty Starty
Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Fork - Stabby Grabby
Socks - Feetie Heatie
Hippo - Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps - Lickie Stickie Defibrillators - Hearty Starty Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby Bra - Breastie Nestie Fork - Stabby Grabby Socks - Feetie Heatie Hippo - Floatie Bloatie Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
SWEAR
TO YOU
I WONT
STOP UNTIL
YOUR LEGS
ARE SHAKING AND
KNOW MY NAME
SWEAR TO YOU I WONT STOP UNTIL YOUR LEGS ARE SHAKING AND KNOW MY NAME
THANKS MARINE CORPS
FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!
USMC3092 USMC3092
13 mar
THANKS MARINE CORPS FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
HEARD YOU HAVE
OTSIE
sfunnyhahawtf sfunnyhahawtf
15 mar
HEARD YOU HAVE OTSIE
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing.
don bean
Sh
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. don bean Sh
THREE OPEN
cr NON de
THREE OPEN cr NON de
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China.
OK
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China. OK
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
back_grew back_grew
20 mar
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a
bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug
WITHOUT A DAD JOKE
"Fast checkoul of
Rikkeej Rikkeej
27 jun
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug WITHOUT A DAD JOKE "Fast checkoul of
"flirting because you're bored*
When they start calling you baby:
KEEPING UP WITH HE AS
ET WORK
"flirting because you're bored* When they start calling you baby: KEEPING UP WITH HE AS ET WORK
When you're really pissed off trying to release the pressure without hurting anyone
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband.
Would u want this in your kitchen??
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband. Would u want this in your kitchen??