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"Time is absolute"
- Isaac Newton
"Time is relative."
- Albert Einstein
elessar
"Time of the orc has come."
- Gothmog
time do you think we have?."
- Saruman
"Time is absolute" - Isaac Newton "Time is relative." - Albert Einstein elessar "Time of the orc has come." - Gothmog time do you think we have?." - Saruman
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
You've got a
Friend in Me
Your friends will always carry you if the need arises. - Your friends will always carry you if the need arises.
vmcd vmcd
3 nov 2020
You've got a Friend in Me Your friends will always carry you if the need arises. - Your friends will always carry you if the need arises.
To the afterlife you go
To the afterlife you go
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER
BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
JUST BECAUSE BAD
le
DOESN'T MEAN IT WON'T BEA GOOD TIME
JUST BECAUSE BAD le DOESN'T MEAN IT WON'T BEA GOOD TIME
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
Jdub72 Jdub72
14 mar
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
MOST PEOPLE
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Charles Dickens
AG
MaggieTT
26 feb
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens AG
"How was your year
Me:
"How was your year Me:
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
This Boy Decided To Take His
85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom
Because She Was Never Asked To
Prom When She Was A
Teenager!
dynamic_groups_v8 dynamic_groups_v8
16 mar
This Boy Decided To Take His 85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom Because She Was Never Asked To Prom When She Was A Teenager!
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a
bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug
WITHOUT A DAD JOKE
"Fast checkoul of
Rikkeej Rikkeej
27d
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug WITHOUT A DAD JOKE "Fast checkoul of
Saturday Morning Cartoons & A Big Bowl of Cerepl, was any Kids.
Highlight of the Week!!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
Saturday Morning Cartoons & A Big Bowl of Cerepl, was any Kids. Highlight of the Week!!
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK
BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
desiloo desiloo
6 mar
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
This is how my neighbours dog gets attention
This is how my neighbours dog gets attention
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a
Redneck.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a Redneck.
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR