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Tina Mucci
@MucciTina
"Imagine if there were 99.7% chance you would NOT shit your pants, but you're FORCED to wear diapers just in case."
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Aims Aims
18d
Tina Mucci @MucciTina "Imagine if there were 99.7% chance you would NOT shit your pants, but you're FORCED to wear diapers just in case." PM - - Twitter for iPhone
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
So that's what the top step is for
So that's what the top step is for
Aren't you thankful that your childhood happened before technology took over?
harmfulbers97 harmfulbers97
23 dec 2020
Aren't you thankful that your childhood happened before technology took over?
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin
Someone's life
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin Someone's life
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
INTERNATION
SVMBOL
"WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
INTERNATION SVMBOL "WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
IT WILL BE FUN,
AIS
IT WILL BE FUN, AIS
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
healthy_beans healthy_beans
15 mar
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
When you're thinking about having that third donut
Gargoyle Gargoyle
19 mar
When you're thinking about having that third donut
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
Ss
AS
The less likely you are able to remember her face
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest Ss AS The less likely you are able to remember her face
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
13d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
My heart! can't... very cute TikTok tthew: That was was the sound of my ovaries screaming