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Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
Siego129
2 jun
Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When someone tries to take food off my plate
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
WinterSnow WinterSnow
14 mar
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
DROVE PAST THIS PLUMBER TODAY
ON MY WAY WORK.
DROVE PAST THIS PLUMBER TODAY ON MY WAY WORK.
Welcome Home Sean!
Congrats on your
PAROLE!
of
HOW REAL FRIENDS PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT
Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! of HOW REAL FRIENDS PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
finickycountry finickycountry
11 mar
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer? Apparently the paper was jamming
Me: Baby I cooked
Bae: What's for dinner?
Me: That bitch you been texting
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting
In Trouble For Doodling In Class
Gets A Job Decorating
Restaurant With His Drawinas.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting In Trouble For Doodling In Class Gets A Job Decorating Restaurant With His Drawinas.
your honor, clearly my
client is not a
flight risk
BadHaase BadHaase
26 feb
your honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk
When someone asks why
don't wear a mask.
99.9%
like survival breathing rate.
oxygen.
I don't believe lieve
hoaxes.
When someone asks why don't wear a mask. 99.9% like survival breathing rate. oxygen. I don't believe lieve hoaxes.
BYRMO AFTONBLADET
In 2019, a 30-year-old Swedish woman named Emma
Schols walked through fire to save her six children from their burning house. She ran from floor to floor, room te
room to get the kids out while suffering third degree burns in 93% of her body. For several weeks, she hovered
between life and death, but eventually survived. When talking about the incident, she said, "I thought I had to get the kids out. Then I could die."
BYRMO AFTONBLADET In 2019, a 30-year-old Swedish woman named Emma Schols walked through fire to save her six children from their burning house. She ran from floor to floor, room te room to get the kids out while suffering third degree burns in 93% of her body. For several weeks, she hovered between life and death, but eventually survived. When talking about the incident, she said, "I thought I had to get the kids out. Then I could die."
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
What 100S looks like to you as a kid
500S dollars as a teenager
1500S dollars as an adult
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
What 100S looks like to you as a kid 500S dollars as a teenager 1500S dollars as an adult