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KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB:
IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
shanmelton
16 mar
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB: IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS;
MAKE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS; MAKE
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
Interviewer: so tell me a little about yourself
Me: Id rather not, i really need this job
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
26 jun
Interviewer: so tell me a little about yourself Me: Id rather not, i really need this job
Did you fix that horrible noise?
Sure did, we removed the Cardi,
BCD and replaced au it with Led Zeppelin
70sguy 70sguy
25 mar
Did you fix that horrible noise? Sure did, we removed the Cardi, BCD and replaced au it with Led Zeppelin
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells
"just my size"
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells "just my size"
Few things are worse than a liar
who can convince you that you're crazy
for seeing the truths they try so hard to hide.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
Few things are worse than a liar who can convince you that you're crazy for seeing the truths they try so hard to hide.
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
BearWarrior BearWarrior
24 apr
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco
Bell for lunch
JerryVanfleet
18 may
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco Bell for lunch
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO,
= Gilat I
JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO, = Gilat I JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
When your kid says mom
for the 745th time
> we an
When your kid says mom for the 745th time > we an
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
aliciap aliciap
20 mar
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
Girls don't really give a shit about looks you know.... I've seen some gorgeous girls heartbroken over some questionable creatures
Girls don't really give a shit about looks you know.... I've seen some gorgeous girls heartbroken over some questionable creatures
THOSE WHO WANT NOTHING FROM YOU BUT YOUR COMPENY.
diablo1 diablo1
5 mar
THOSE WHO WANT NOTHING FROM YOU BUT YOUR COMPENY.