To the asshole who put mustard packets under the toilet rim.
Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are, digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse.
Somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers} realized that this injustice GO unsettled. For the rest of your life in your your...
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