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Tongue therapy
All you really need is a good lick.
Tongue therapy All you really need is a good lick.
@24HQURSUCCESS
Keep your bank balance and love life private
@24HQURSUCCESS Keep your bank balance and love life private
This is what happens when your
Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS,
BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
tartGroups tartGroups
17 may
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS, BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
MEALS ON IEALS ON
MEALS ON IEALS ON
An Outback pulling an Outback, parked out back at an Outback
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
An Outback pulling an Outback, parked out back at an Outback
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Feeling like a bad parent?
Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape
Se
Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape Se
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
RENT.
NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
RENT. NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
Who else sleeps like this
Bottom arm under pillow
Top arm supporting face
Top leg bent over in humping position for comfort
Insta Fun _forever official
Bottom leg stretched out straight
humbleLittle humbleLittle
17 mar
Who else sleeps like this Bottom arm under pillow Top arm supporting face Top leg bent over in humping position for comfort Insta Fun _forever official Bottom leg stretched out straight
REMINDER:
Focus on the things you are ready for,
focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life.
by @poets
REMINDER: Focus on the things you are ready for, focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life. by @poets
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
hungry90spage hungry90spage
20 mar
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthaugan
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
70sguy 70sguy
15 jun
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer. matthaugan Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
YOUR FACE WHEN
YOU WANNA GO OFF BUT YOU REMEMBER THE PROMISE YOU MADE WITH THE LORD LAST SUNDAY
Purpleeez Purpleeez
8 mar
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU WANNA GO OFF BUT YOU REMEMBER THE PROMISE YOU MADE WITH THE LORD LAST SUNDAY
Appreciate those who love you.
Help those whoneed you.
Forgive those who hurt you.
those
who vou
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
Appreciate those who love you. Help those whoneed you. Forgive those who hurt you. those who vou
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day.
So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious!
Glad to know petty is genetic.
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day. So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious! Glad to know petty is genetic.