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Tony lommi & Brian May
Tony lommi & Brian May
If it hurts, leave.
Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you
still do.
LE. Bowman
awakepoets awakepoets
15 mar
If it hurts, leave. Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you still do. LE. Bowman
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
OK, READY, FOR, BED
USED TO. CARE
BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
USED TO. CARE BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask,
I'm vaccinated.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask, I'm vaccinated.
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH.
@KAREN.DISAPPROVES
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH. @KAREN.DISAPPROVES
WHY TF IT SEEM LIKE THE PHONE RING LONGER WHEN YOU IGNORING A CALL?
sadGroups2 sadGroups2
16 mar
WHY TF IT SEEM LIKE THE PHONE RING LONGER WHEN YOU IGNORING A CALL?
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
WOULD YOU EAT THIS
FOR NINNERS
yummy_stuff1_lol yummy_stuff1_lol
15 mar
WOULD YOU EAT THIS FOR NINNERS