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Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
True Love doesn't exi- Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS FAMOUS LOUISIANA CAJUN CHEF?
GARONTEE!
WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS FAMOUS LOUISIANA CAJUN CHEF? GARONTEE!
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
mack10 mack10
28 may
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
I'm getting old...
I got out of bed and had chest pains...
I looked down and realised
Iwas standing on my
nipples.
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
I'm getting old... I got out of bed and had chest pains... I looked down and realised Iwas standing on my nipples.
Look at iy lad
He's iiirowing a iantrum missed ie bali
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
22 apr
Look at iy lad He's iiirowing a iantrum missed ie bali
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming.
"'ll let you know" - I'm not coming.
"!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming.
"l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything.
"'ll think about it"- won't think about anything,
I'm not coming.
"Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it.
I'TheMinds.lournal
MINDJOURNAL
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming. "'ll let you know" - I'm not coming. "!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming. "l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything. "'ll think about it"- won't think about anything, I'm not coming. "Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it. I'TheMinds.lournal MINDJOURNAL
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people
from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's
day or a father on father's day.
So shut the frrek up.
thoughts
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day. So shut the frrek up. thoughts
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
HAPPY 91ST BIRTHDAY TO CLINT EASTWOOD
profuseberoldti profuseberoldti
2 jun
HAPPY 91ST BIRTHDAY TO CLINT EASTWOOD
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
13 mar
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Julia Carrie Wong
the most important thing I've learned
as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Julia Carrie Wong the most important thing I've learned as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Chelsea
@chelseaperetti
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
Chelsea @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?"
@bonjourbitchesblog
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?" @bonjourbitchesblog
I'm this old
I'm this old
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun
SD
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun SD
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER