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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking...
could smother this motherfucker right now or make breakfast....*sigh'*
Pancakes it is.
JennyGoff
6 mar
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking... could smother this motherfucker right now or make breakfast....*sigh'* Pancakes it is.
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
WOULD YOU STAY HERE CNR IONGm? WEEKEND?
bumpy_corner_2 bumpy_corner_2
20 mar
WOULD YOU STAY HERE CNR IONGm? WEEKEND?
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
dregone dregone
11 mar
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEW.
unaware_groups unaware_groups
11 may
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEW.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.
The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.
These are well known facts.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be. The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be. These are well known facts.
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
TikTok @the_doggie_days WARNING!
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
WALKED THROUGH WALMART FARTING
JUST TO PROVE PEOPLES RANCH NOW 'T WINRH
WALKED THROUGH WALMART FARTING JUST TO PROVE PEOPLES RANCH NOW 'T WINRH
You have to ask yourself WTH went on here,
You have to ask yourself WTH went on here,
FIX ALL
BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
FIX ALL BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
WinterSnow WinterSnow
9 mar
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks
Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks Big Oil's bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest!
When the chicken actually crosses the road
When the chicken actually crosses the road
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car.
Now evervbodv waves at me!
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car. Now evervbodv waves at me!
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is.
I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is. I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.