log in
Trust me
Are you till
'a blowjob=
Trust me Are you till 'a blowjob=
You guys... THIS IS MY DAD. He drove to my workplace and waited on me to arrive so he
could pour a trail of salt from my vehicle to the front door of my building so that I, his 38 year old daughter, wouldn't slip and fall on the ice...
My heart y'all... Love you daddy
grim_housekeeping grim_housekeeping
13 mar
You guys... THIS IS MY DAD. He drove to my workplace and waited on me to arrive so he could pour a trail of salt from my vehicle to the front door of my building so that I, his 38 year old daughter, wouldn't slip and fall on the ice... My heart y'all... Love you daddy
When you're really pissed off trying to release the pressure without hurting anyone
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE
Wee
BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
24 mar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE Wee BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
You Look Like
Trouble And Chaos...
Call Me...
You Look Like Trouble And Chaos... Call Me...
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
23 jun
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
taniaye taniaye
6 mar
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
7 mar
White men can't jump? Be
a-jedi-in-polis Follow
Who built King
Arthur's Round
Table?
Sir Cumference
5,884 notes > gg
a-jedi-in-polis Follow Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference 5,884 notes > gg
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.
MelissaHowell MelissaHowell
12 mar
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
surprisedEver surprisedEver
17 may
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY
FOOBS THAT LIKE
Ashley104 Ashley104
2 feb
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY FOOBS THAT LIKE
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE
rainbowent rainbowent
13 mar
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
RENT.
NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
RENT. NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?