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MOM, GET FROM
ALLOWING CUM?
HO ERR YOU
Ger YOUR RENT PAID
Truth Serum MOM, GET FROM ALLOWING CUM? HO ERR YOU Ger YOUR RENT PAID
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
Youre squishing me hooman
ff all
- ~
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
17 mar
Youre squishing me hooman ff all - ~
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
BearWarrior BearWarrior
24 apr
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
The purrfect home gym
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat
Have
RSarago_USMC RSarago_USMC
14 may
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat Have
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes
and there it was.
How did you find your steak, sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM
WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD
GROCERVATROLDVEY.
TimAyers TimAyers
8d
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD GROCERVATROLDVEY.