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It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones.
AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones. AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL
JennyGoff
20 mar
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
The dog is the mom now Lowed them
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
1 may
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
COOU HOME AND
COOU HOME AND
TETHEY STAND BEHIND YOU HEY STAND BESIDE RESP \ THEM,
Le
IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU DEFEAT THEM:
Cristo70
21 jun
TETHEY STAND BEHIND YOU HEY STAND BESIDE RESP \ THEM, Le IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU DEFEAT THEM:
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you
and you happy
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you and you happy
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever.
Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...