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'TURN ME
oven
FRo,
ARe
'TURN ME oven FRo, ARe
The circle of life is so beautiful
back_grew back_grew
21 mar
The circle of life is so beautiful
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
Hun,
where
casino,
Hun, where casino,
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
ff
The word queue is ironic. It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. ff
Growing up, went to Bowling
Alleys, Skating
Rinks & Drive-ins.
Did any of you go to all three?
Growing up, went to Bowling Alleys, Skating Rinks & Drive-ins. Did any of you go to all three?
Direct Deposit : $1,400
Me at the dollar tree :
KAAKKA
N8er N8er
18 mar
Direct Deposit : $1,400 Me at the dollar tree : KAAKKA
Bigdog73 Bigdog73
12 mar
ing at People While farting loudly.
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test?
Student: Why did you cheat on your husband?
The class:
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test? Student: Why did you cheat on your husband? The class:
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
back_grew back_grew
20 mar
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no.
Your job isn't to be liked.
Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no. Your job isn't to be liked. Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog
Gglobalpositivenews
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog Gglobalpositivenews
RE
TIRED
OF HIDING THE BODIES
320solutions 320solutions
8 mar
RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES
Meet Larry..... The world's most seductive otter
I Saw this wrong
22toomany 22toomany
12 may
I Saw this wrong
This is marketing genius
WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT?
Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
This is marketing genius WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT? Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!