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TWO PANDEMICS
CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY
SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
MercadoKingEven MercadoKingEven
14 may
TWO PANDEMICS CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go
with "hang and bang".
Rikkeej Rikkeej
22 mar
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go with "hang and bang".
You can be a night owl
AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough.
fuckologyofficial
You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough. fuckologyofficial
we all got that one friend who says
"hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car
WY
moistBeats moistBeats
18 mar
we all got that one friend who says "hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car WY
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
SOLD, OUR HOUSE AND BOUGHT, AW
if
MOVE BACK
KIDS CANT
HOME IF THEY CAN'T FIND IT!
SOLD, OUR HOUSE AND BOUGHT, AW if MOVE BACK KIDS CANT HOME IF THEY CAN'T FIND IT!
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Marino Marino
9 mar
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Smoking meth
And posting
Bible quotes
On Facebook
Does not
Make you
A Methodist
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
Smoking meth And posting Bible quotes On Facebook Does not Make you A Methodist
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer, Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
people who go on runs right after they wake
up
me just trying to process being alive
people who go on runs right after they wake up me just trying to process being alive
When someone asks why
don't wear a mask.
99.9%
like survival breathing rate.
oxygen.
I don't believe lieve
hoaxes.
When someone asks why don't wear a mask. 99.9% like survival breathing rate. oxygen. I don't believe lieve hoaxes.
La DAILY MOVIES
& \
Can i get your signature
\G im.
Give mea
HOMIE_410
15 mar
La DAILY MOVIES & \ Can i get your signature \G im. Give mea
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
MsChris
10 mar
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends
-before they meet me.
JackCollins
11 jun
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends -before they meet me.
This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
Purpleeez Purpleeez
14 mar
This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear.
'Act normal, act normal"
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
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