(To the tune of Aqua's "Barbie Girl")
an awful girl
In the awful world got no ethics
Tell me what to say, I'Il do it right away
No collusion - It's all an illusion!
"It's not unlawful, let's get awful!"
I'm a leathery hack
With alternative facts
Put me out, on the news, I'm your mouthpiece
"Go up there, do some spin,
And tell them what meant
When I said what I meant in the first place!"
You can lie
You can cheat-
If you say... "Fake News!"