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DelStamper DelStamper
4d
up.moments after
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
American pride
Thank you to all vets
420BayRay
31 may
American pride Thank you to all vets
Go for it.
Whether it ends good or bad, it was an experience.
ethnicIdeal ethnicIdeal
13 mar
Go for it. Whether it ends good or bad, it was an experience.
What the enemy meant as your stumbling block..
God just turned into your stepping stone!
Sugran
25 mar
What the enemy meant as your stumbling block.. God just turned into your stepping stone!
When I shit myself
At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to
see who is next.
onedigit
10 mar
When I shit myself At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to see who is next.
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
Women get shamed for sex.
For liking sex. For not liking sex.
For having too much or too little sex.
For having kids. For not having kids.
For aborting cells that might turn into kids.
For having kids too young.
For having kids too old.
None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US
neither are our preferences. BE
-UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
Women get shamed for sex. For liking sex. For not liking sex. For having too much or too little sex. For having kids. For not having kids. For aborting cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US neither are our preferences. BE -UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
In 2001, a man wrestled a 7-foot bull shark to retrieve the severed arm of
his nephew. After saving the boy, the man dived back in, seized the shark and wrestled
it to shore where a ranger shot it. The arm was pried from its gullet, put on ice, rushed
to the hospital and successfully sewn back on.
In 2001, a man wrestled a 7-foot bull shark to retrieve the severed arm of his nephew. After saving the boy, the man dived back in, seized the shark and wrestled it to shore where a ranger shot it. The arm was pried from its gullet, put on ice, rushed to the hospital and successfully sewn back on.
FAMILY MATTERS
excess_groups excess_groups
16 mar
FAMILY MATTERS
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?"
That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
Lil bro like
"gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
Lil bro like "gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
When your dog smells someone else's dog on you...
@dogmemes
can even rightinow,
Wennifer
lizamark lizamark
21d
When your dog smells someone else's dog on you... @dogmemes can even rightinow, Wennifer
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not,
in fact, control the Universe.
(Not even remotely.)
sparseGroups97 sparseGroups97
16 mar
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
asl Xivinia
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK asl Xivinia
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
okyleoneill okyleoneill
13 mar
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
Yoga classes going well
WinterSnow WinterSnow
3 may
Yoga classes going well
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
MsDea MsDea
12 mar
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts