URINE TEST FOR FREE :
Go to tree trunk and
take piss, If it attracts lot of ants you have high glucose, If it dry too fast you have high sodium, If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol,
Forgot to open your pants to pee, Alzheimer's. Had trouble aiming at the tree,
Parkinson's, If you pee on your feet, prostate,
Couldn't smell the pee, definitely COVID.