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Vajingleberry
Little bits of toilet paper - usually rolled into annoying sticky little white balls - that stick on or around the vagina after wiping.
Before going on a date, make sure to check down there - you don't want a rogue vajingleberry to put a damper on things.
Vajingleberry Little bits of toilet paper - usually rolled into annoying sticky little white balls - that stick on or around the vagina after wiping. Before going on a date, make sure to check down there - you don't want a rogue vajingleberry to put a damper on things.
he's so excited
PLATFORM& YAMAHA
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
asl Xivinia
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK asl Xivinia
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW
ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED
ASLEEP!
lberg32819 lberg32819
10 mar
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED ASLEEP!
It Was Never My
Enemies Had
To Watch Out
For It Was The
Ones Screaming
Love You
It Was Never My Enemies Had To Watch Out For It Was The Ones Screaming Love You
Middle of the Night Sex.
The kind where you wake up entangled in each other and no words are spoken.. caresses turn into kisses, and kisses turn into passion.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
24 mar
Middle of the Night Sex. The kind where you wake up entangled in each other and no words are spoken.. caresses turn into kisses, and kisses turn into passion.
Age 18 talking to my recruiter
Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine
corps
Age 18 talking to my recruiter Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine corps
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
IN ONE PICTURE
320solutions 320solutions
20 may
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT IN ONE PICTURE
will do anything
for
Stop smoking
Weed
AmyLynn AmyLynn
13 mar
will do anything for Stop smoking Weed
SS
SS
CARRIER
It works
Louie888 Louie888
5 mar
SS SS CARRIER It works
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs.
Me: you're talking with birds and
I'm the one doing drugs?
JuanFelix JuanFelix
24 jun
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs. Me: you're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of
Worcestershire Sauce?
PERRI I
; ~
CesTERSH!
" SAUCE
AL
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire Sauce? PERRI I ; ~ CesTERSH! " SAUCE AL
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some
Aflac
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some Aflac
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
She brought her 8 babies a ball to play but they're still too little
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.